Save Me!

Almost all of the potatoes are gone now... we are down to the last bucket. This whole thing is really getting out of hand, and i'm honestly scared. I need to find out something to do before i'm the next one. I'm sorry i haven't been updating, and i'm sorry this post is going to be short. But as soon as i have my plan, and after i complete it, i'll let you know what the deal is. But anyway, i've been talking to that boy potatoe, and he's my new boyfriend ^_^ his name is Paultato. Well, yeah, i got to go, like now... BYE!!!

- Potanno

How Long Has It Been?

Sorry for not updating you, but nothing is really happening. Right now, the family is eating off all of my family... and other families one by one! I watch as each potato screams as they are being picked up, cooked, mashed, salted, and then finally eaten as lunch! This family is horrible. They're horrible, horrible murderers! The other day, the little girl in the family grabbed a potato and just started eating him. It was like nothing iv'e ever seen. Even the baby gets fed potatoes. Right now, im so glad im at the bottom of the last bucket. Not alot of people are eating from the last bucket. Which is good.

I also met another boy potato. He is super cute. We've been talking. He's at the bottom of the basket next to ours. He's really nice and funny. I hope neither of us gets eaten. 

- Potanno

Pick Up

Hey, guys! My life as a potato has taken a turn for the better! My brothers and sister taters and I have been picked up by a family in the store. They seem nice; a man and a woman with two kids. Normal, perfect. But one of my tater sisters is worried. She thinks that they may be big potato eaters and we may not last long. I choose not to believe my downer of a sister. But this time, she may be right, considering they bought 2 other bags along with ours. Now i'm getting worried. Why are you worrying me, stupid sister. Anyways... we're sitting in a huge basket, waiting for... whatever. I'm glad i'm not at the top, so I can live long enough to keep you all informed.

-Potanno

Yo

Hello, you probably have figured it out by now that i am a potato. Currently, i am in a store in the plastic bag with my brother and sister taters. I hope we get out soon, because i'm at the bottom of the bag, and i'm the little potato in the bunch so i am SQUISHED! It's a hard life as a potato, and so you may be wondering how the whole potato-life is. Well, really, i'm very young. I was taken from my mama right after i was grown. But being a potato is better than being in a seed, believe that. In a seed, you are so trapped, and you need so much, and you're stuck for so long! You're just itching to be free! And then, i gained enough nutrients to come out. I was one of the first to sprout, but i am premature. I may be older, but i sure enough am the small one. It's like on 'Everybody Hates Chris" where Chris is so much smaller than his brother. Then, after i grew, i was very lonely in the empty field. The farmers didn't really give me enough to live on, and it's a wonder i'm alive! Then, My brothers and sisters were harvested along with me. We went to a huge silver building to get 'washed' and packaged. It was AWFUL. I was thrown left-and-right and taken away on conveyor belts. Then finally, i ended up in a bag, stuck in a truck and going to wherever these ugly things called "humans" take me. Now i am here, waiting for someone to come by and... OH! There goes someone! I'll update tomorrow, telling you if we get picked, ok? BYE!

-Potanno.